Total Medals Earned: 460 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,245 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (500/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
discover the spinning tiles
discover the exploding tiles
complete all of the levels
Medals Earned: 4/6 (80/100 points)
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
Elected as President.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
You've created an enemy.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/145 points)
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/280 points)
Completed game on "I am too young to die" difficulty
Completed game on "hey, not too rough" difficulty
Completed game on "Hurt me plenty" difficulty
Completed game on "Ultra-Violence" difficulty